do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Randomize