Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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