The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize