I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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