this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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