This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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