we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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