Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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