I cannot find my penis.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
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hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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