she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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