Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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