The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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