around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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