So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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