ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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