Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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