But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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