i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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