What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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