I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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