i think my tv is drunk
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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