OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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