i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?