she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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