im gay
i know
yea but for you.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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