Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She announced her abortion via fbk
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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