You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
