new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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