BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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