I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea