Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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