please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.