Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(970): View more from Colorado

I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.

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Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

good thing vaginas are great cup holders

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(805): View more from California

Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.

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(989): View more from Michigan

He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame

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(906): View more from Michigan

scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor

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(914): View more from New York

Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.

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(305): View more from Florida

I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together

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