he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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