When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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