Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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