i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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