brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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