he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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