When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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