3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Barsexuality is the new black.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I would fuck him just for his dog
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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