I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.