just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
