You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Randomize
