I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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