high people should be assigned attendants
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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