Got a toothbrush?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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