im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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