I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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