So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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