all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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