When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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