my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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