he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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