this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
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its like you know when i get waxed
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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