it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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