i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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