I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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